For shame, Audi.

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02/20/2018 at 13:03 • Filed to: 50 grand well spent

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“Exhausts” on the Q5 are fake. You can actually see them pointing down, behind the bumper.


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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:05

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Fake Exhausts, Fake news, Fake Boobs,

Don’t know what is real anymore


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:06

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All too common. The facelifted Golf has obviously blanked “exhausts”

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Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Wacko
02/20/2018 at 13:09

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My love for Infiniti.


Kinja'd!!! BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
02/20/2018 at 13:10

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I was about to say the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:11

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It gets worse.

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > TheHondaBro
02/20/2018 at 13:11

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TheInfinitiBro


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:11

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I never noticed that before and I’ve seen my fair share of Q5's.

Also LUNCH:

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Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:13

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I love that both of my B5 Passats have had hidden, down-facing exhausts. If you’re not obsessed with exhausts (like almost everyone is), it makes for a very clean design and better departure angles for driveways or hills.

Everyone gives in to fakery eventually. Image wins. All these transverse engines with fake (or semi-fake) dual exhaust tips, even when it makes more sense to route them all down one side or the other.


Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
02/20/2018 at 13:13

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It’s basically decorative trim now, they aren’t even trying to make them look like exhaust tips haha.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Milky
02/20/2018 at 13:14

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I can hide dank weed in those


Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
02/20/2018 at 13:23

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Mercedes certainly gave up trying. Decorative trim, nothing else.

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Kinja'd!!! Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > duurtlang
02/20/2018 at 13:26

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Yeah thats more of a styling flourish than anything else.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:41

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The SQ5 has very real exhausts

But its a normal trend, I’d rather have them do what Range Rovers had (just no pretend exhaust, port it out below the bumper)

Oh wait, the refresh got rid of that?

Nevermind.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 13:41

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My take is the older Q5 was a better and more cohesive design. This new one just has curves and creases that don’t make much sense. Even though I am proud they are made in Mexico.


Kinja'd!!! Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 14:05

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Yeah, I mentioned that I wasn’t a fan of that ‘feature’ when we were in the dealership a few weeks ago and the salesperson seemed befuddled that it wasn’t a quad-tipped dual exhaust as it used to be (S cars). I was befuddled at their befuddlement.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 14:21

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Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/20/2018 at 20:56

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all real here - (touchy car alarms beware...)

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